When you dont want to watch the sunset and want more pokemon:
If hating humanity is one of your more interesting points that you pride yourself on then you are very boring and are not invited to my birthday party, ever, and there’s gonna be cake and you can’t have that cake
When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
*walks into frat house with my pants down* hey brothers, can someone wipe me
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
sheik looks like she’s throwing some sick rhymes on link
I want Infy to touch my ochinchin.
Remember that time when Infy was watching Dora and the riddle was “what goes up when the rain comes down” and she confidently answered “clouds” but it was actually “umbrella”? I think about that a lot.
"u-uh…!! I’m late for practice but yeah I’ll text you about that date thing… no promises!"
pen doodle in class oop i like high school aus
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
This man will be fighting Godzilla now.
Just…just keep that in mind.
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
people still talk like this???
I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.
what does glomps even mean